Das ist in der Doktor!
How I came to be known as...
A friend that I worked with, would celebrate the New Year by broadcasting on a pirate radio station he would put together by using a few "spare" parts we had borrowed for the occasion from work.
One year someone came up with the idea of putting on a radio show with the format where people would call in and ask for advice about personal problems, and receive an answer on air..
Due to the fact I was about the only one who could hold a microphone let alone remain sitting upright in a chair for any length of time, ( despite large amounts of alcohol having been consumed )
I was picked to play "The Doctor"
So in the worst German accent you can imagine I started taking calls and slurring out advice.
Somehow the phone number got out to the general public and we took a call from a elderly lady who's problem was that she was in the middle of giving her dog a bath and her husband called and needed to be picked up from the airport RIGHT NOW !! and what was she to do with a sopping wet dog?
So,I asked her,
(Sigmund Freud is now talking..)
..do you have a microwave oven?
She said yes.
And I asked,
es..it a "large" microwave oven?
and she said yes...
And I asked,
es this dog that es sopping wet, a small dog?
and she said,yes.
Well I said,
the solution es easy,
you just pop the dog in the microwave ont high
and fluffy will be medium rare and bone dry in no time!
Now,imagine if you will,
the sound a phone hitting the kitchen floor and off in the distance,
you hear a hysterical old womam crying.
At this point, our host, who also has hit the floor,
raises his head up and gasps,
...God Doctor,
you were ruthless
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~ Free advice is like your public defender,
…you get what you pay for. ~ drr